Java:

Coffee

Javascript:

Articles about coffee.

JQuery:

1. Breakthrough in JavaScript usability by acknowledging the absolute futility of using JavaScript.
2. A query in the same sense that JavaScript is Java.
3. Simplification of web page development by initiating the tsunami of library bloat that makes development simpler by making every other aspect of the server, the client, and the developer work harder.

JSON:

1. JavaScript Object Notation. Pronounced “Jay’ sahn” but should conjure up the visage of a crazed lunatic wearing a hockey-mask. 
2. A non-visual format for sending and receiving data in a platform-independent specification.
3. A codified structure of syntax absent of semantics; therefore a formal way of expressing nothing.
4. A language capable of trivial complexity.

No wonder it is so popular among the professional group which prides itself on knowing absolutely everything about meaninglessness.

Just In Time

1. Management approach that promotes ignorance above knowledge and embraces crisis above planning.
2. Inventory approach that promotes ignorance above knowledge and
   embraces crisis above planning.
3. Manufacturing approach that promotes ignorance above knowledge and embraces crisis above planning.

Using his J-I-T approach in management, inventory, and manufacturing, Marty got out the door Just In Time before the OPS Boss twisted his neck and HR fired him.

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